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About Me

  • All of my ancestors were eaten.
  • Biggest Fear: Humans mouths.
  • I like to dance.
  • I Have no children.
  • I command the potato army an eat carrots.

Pictures

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King POtato 1 min. ago

Two potatoes were born, Jackie and Chan

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Queen Potato 6 days ago

The king turned down my request to have a baby potato.

Potato Army 6 wks. ago

The carrots hae surrendered. We win!